1 00:02:45,284 --> 00:02:48,003 There was nothing else in the fridge 2 00:03:29,564 --> 00:03:33,239 Vaulonen called from Kouvola and threatened to quit the whole project 3 00:03:33,404 --> 00:03:35,998 Well, the text was good, don't you agree 4 00:03:36,164 --> 00:03:38,837 The text is not the issue. Come here 5 00:03:40,444 --> 00:03:43,436 Tell him to call again in ten minutes 6 00:03:48,164 --> 00:03:51,803 Now you'll go with Miettinen to Kouvola and clear up the case 7 00:03:51,804 --> 00:03:56,804 From there on you can drive to Laatunen in Jyv�skyl� early tomorrow morning 8 00:03:57,884 --> 00:04:02,683 Now don't get angry, but you're starting to fall off a bit 9 00:04:02,684 --> 00:04:05,879 That's how it is 10 00:04:06,764 --> 00:04:10,603 We're old friends and I don't have to beat around the bush 11 00:04:10,604 --> 00:04:13,683 The old folk are driving by, man! 12 00:04:13,684 --> 00:04:17,243 Can't you, or - 13 00:04:17,244 --> 00:04:21,563 don't you want to, for fucks sake, take action according to industry's terms 14 00:04:21,564 --> 00:04:26,564 When we were preparing our career, the real competition hadn't even started 15 00:04:27,204 --> 00:04:29,323 You can't use the new technique 16 00:04:29,324 --> 00:04:31,443 You better close in on the lead if you're going to hang on 17 00:04:31,444 --> 00:04:34,400 It's a hard game 18 00:05:31,951 --> 00:05:33,923 Well you're going fast 19 00:05:34,044 --> 00:05:38,044 You know, these horsepower are so expensive, that there's no use wasting them 20 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:42,923 It's two thousand, straight out of the salary 21 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:48,044 In five years I'll have everything paid, house included 22 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:53,675 Good for you 23 00:05:53,804 --> 00:05:57,804 Then I'll switch the house for a bigger one 24 00:05:58,204 --> 00:06:01,753 And I'm not going to keep the car for another year either 25 00:06:52,404 --> 00:06:56,404 The gas propellant in these destroy the atmosphere's ozone layer 26 00:06:56,924 --> 00:07:00,519 It's hazardous for the whole creation 27 00:07:00,204 --> 00:07:02,593 Bullshit 28 00:07:20,204 --> 00:07:23,276 We should get straight to the point 29 00:07:23,404 --> 00:07:27,404 Economist Bergstr�m and account Lankinen are in a hurry 30 00:07:28,164 --> 00:07:31,918 For starters I'd like to point out - 31 00:07:32,044 --> 00:07:36,044 that a lot of effort has been put into the development of this deodorant 32 00:07:36,484 --> 00:07:40,363 The campaign is not allowed to fail 33 00:07:40,484 --> 00:07:43,362 It's a good idea to emphasize this 34 00:07:43,484 --> 00:07:46,999 There should probably be more content. Lankinen, take a look at this 35 00:07:47,124 --> 00:07:49,240 Do you want to hand out the budget proposition? 36 00:07:49,364 --> 00:07:51,673 The meaning is to sell this to citizens 37 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:55,804 Yes, the nature's here too 38 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:58,363 But it's like far from the idea 39 00:08:03,564 --> 00:08:07,564 The emphasis is on freshness 40 00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:11,174 Romantic, too romantic, Vatanen 41 00:08:31,724 --> 00:08:34,636 Those containers would look quite dull on a shelf next to each other 42 00:08:47,604 --> 00:08:49,640 We won't make it to Jyv�skyl� before midnight 43 00:08:49,764 --> 00:08:53,764 We can stay overnight in Heinola. You can enjoy your evening beer in peace 44 00:08:54,324 --> 00:08:58,324 I won't be staying in Heinola 45 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:03,164 I've got this great chick in Jyv�skyl� 46 00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:48,234 Fuck! 47 00:09:51,444 --> 00:09:53,912 A leveret went under 48 00:10:06,804 --> 00:10:09,398 Damn animal 49 00:10:09,964 --> 00:10:12,558 Good thing it didn't hit the windshield 50 00:10:29,284 --> 00:10:31,673 Can you see it? 51 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:05,083 Get back here already! 52 00:12:01,284 --> 00:12:04,356 We'll never make it to Jyv�skyl� - 53 00:12:04,484 --> 00:12:08,484 or even to Heinola if you keep running in some woods here 54 00:12:24,604 --> 00:12:26,640 Stay there if you want then! 55 00:12:29,764 --> 00:12:31,914 I'm going to Heinola! 56 00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:38,684 Good bye then! 57 00:13:18,244 --> 00:13:21,554 I lost a friend into the woods 58 00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:26,199 The woods... 59 00:13:26,324 --> 00:13:30,324 Yes, a lot of men have vanished in the forests of Finland 60 00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:45,033 Where's the gentleman headed? 61 00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:50,964 We'll drive there towards Nastola... Along the forest road 62 00:13:53,924 --> 00:13:56,563 I'll tell you later when to stop 63 00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:08,518 But there's no settlement here? 64 00:14:08,644 --> 00:14:10,794 That's the bad thing 65 00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:20,044 Vatanen! Come back here! 66 00:14:22,684 --> 00:14:25,039 Vatanen! 67 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,836 Shall I wait? 68 00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:31,204 Vatanen! Vatanen! 69 00:14:37,404 --> 00:14:39,440 Fuck! 70 00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:42,921 Hello! 71 00:16:43,964 --> 00:16:45,875 Ye-es 72 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,598 It doesn't seem like he's here 73 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:51,079 in Jyv�skyl� 74 00:16:51,204 --> 00:16:53,513 Oh, really? 75 00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:57,315 In the forest? 76 00:16:57,444 --> 00:17:01,119 He just went into the woods and never came back 77 00:17:01,244 --> 00:17:04,316 I yelled for him, but he didn't answer 78 00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:18,644 Are you a criminal? - Why? Are you scared? 79 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:22,558 No. I was just thinking, when you came out of the woods - 80 00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:26,040 that you could be an escaped convict 81 00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:31,239 Hey, you have a rabbit! 82 00:17:31,364 --> 00:17:35,364 That's not a rabbit. It's a hare. I found it 83 00:17:35,564 --> 00:17:39,564 Poor little thing. I'll fetch some carrots for it 84 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:09,593 They don't seem to appeal. - It's a bit sick 85 00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:12,841 Hey, it has hurt its foot. Poor little thing 86 00:18:14,084 --> 00:18:18,043 Is there a veterinarian in this town? - Yes, his reception - 87 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,634 is behind that point, in the municipality building 88 00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:03,599 It's in a mild shock 89 00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:07,724 It has to rest for a while, but it will get better 90 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,520 What can it be fed with? 91 00:19:10,644 --> 00:19:14,478 Grass, salad, - water of course, 92 00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:17,516 and milk, when it's this small 93 00:19:25,684 --> 00:19:29,040 Vatanen here, hello. I could sell that boat to you now 94 00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:32,997 Well, back then I didn't sell, but now I do 95 00:19:34,044 --> 00:19:37,400 Let's say 11000. Yes 96 00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:41,923 Send the money as urgent referral to Heinola 97 00:20:12,564 --> 00:20:15,317 And later, a fresh salad for this creature 98 00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:18,197 Oh, animals can't be on the table 99 00:20:18,324 --> 00:20:19,757 It's not dangerous 100 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,438 You're welcome. - Thanks 101 00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:36,599 Well, eat salad now too. Like this 102 00:21:32,804 --> 00:21:36,804 It's Vatanen here, hello. I'm in the society building 103 00:21:39,004 --> 00:21:43,004 What came over you? The article was good 104 00:21:45,044 --> 00:21:48,593 Well, we won't keep a grudge between old friends 105 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,636 If you happen to say something once in a while... 106 00:21:54,124 --> 00:21:58,124 Well that's more like it. Got you there, bastard 107 00:21:58,324 --> 00:22:01,396 If you have some woman there, get rid of her 108 00:22:01,524 --> 00:22:03,321 We have your wife with us 109 00:22:29,284 --> 00:22:32,754 10500, 11000... 110 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:22,237 Well? What do you eat? 111 00:23:25,044 --> 00:23:27,843 Right... A male 112 00:23:27,844 --> 00:23:31,844 Yes, barely a month old 113 00:23:32,564 --> 00:23:35,636 What might a chap like that eat? 114 00:23:35,764 --> 00:23:39,359 It surely drinks milk, but salad doesn't seem to be adequate 115 00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:42,282 No, but try with young clover 116 00:23:42,404 --> 00:23:46,404 And besides clover, grass might do. And regrown grain 117 00:23:47,284 --> 00:23:51,284 The nature reserve law states it's forbidden to have wild animals as pets 118 00:23:52,324 --> 00:23:55,077 This hare has to be officially declared 119 00:23:55,204 --> 00:23:58,514 I'll write you a permission 120 00:24:16,124 --> 00:24:17,876 Certification 121 00:24:18,004 --> 00:24:21,280 I hereby certify, that the one in possession of the certificate, Vatanen, - 122 00:24:21,404 --> 00:24:25,397 has the right to keep and feed a wild field hare, - 123 00:24:25,524 --> 00:24:28,994 because it has an injured back leg - 124 00:24:29,124 --> 00:24:32,560 and might have died 125 00:24:32,684 --> 00:24:35,118 Mikkeli, today 126 00:24:35,244 --> 00:24:39,244 U. K�rkk�inen 127 00:24:44,364 --> 00:24:47,993 The wilderness care district in Southern Savonia 128 00:24:50,484 --> 00:24:54,484 And it likes meadow vetchling and all sorts of vetch 129 00:24:54,804 --> 00:24:58,433 Meadow vetchling? What sort of plant is that? 130 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:01,795 Meadow vetchling looks pretty much like vetch 131 00:25:01,924 --> 00:25:04,757 I'll show you, so that you're sure to recognize it 132 00:26:21,124 --> 00:26:25,124 Hey! Don't fetch any from the verge of the road, it may contain led! 133 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,881 Come here! 134 00:26:42,564 --> 00:26:45,761 I've always been interested in plants 135 00:26:48,844 --> 00:26:52,154 If only I could have afforded to go to school, then... 136 00:26:52,284 --> 00:26:55,003 I would have started studying these 137 00:26:59,804 --> 00:27:01,999 Lathyrus pratensis 138 00:27:02,124 --> 00:27:05,719 The leaves, in pairs and kinda lance-like 139 00:27:47,604 --> 00:27:50,562 What might an animal like that be thinking of? 140 00:27:50,684 --> 00:27:53,244 Probably more than we could ever imagine 141 00:27:53,364 --> 00:27:55,878 Yes, I'm from the countryside 142 00:27:56,004 --> 00:27:58,757 Here you learn, that if it's hard - 143 00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:01,523 or one would like to get something of your chest - 144 00:28:01,644 --> 00:28:05,114 I would speak to the dog or the horse - 145 00:28:05,244 --> 00:28:07,200 when I couldn't stand the humans 146 00:28:07,324 --> 00:28:10,760 Often you got a feeling - 147 00:28:10,884 --> 00:28:14,884 that an animal can understand feelings better 148 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:19,039 and won't run along and gossip behind your back 149 00:28:28,404 --> 00:28:31,476 Vatanen! Hey! -Laaksonen, hey 150 00:28:31,604 --> 00:28:34,402 Are you on a vacation? - Just going through 151 00:28:34,524 --> 00:28:38,073 You have to come visit us. Today I'm going to Iisalmi, - 152 00:28:38,204 --> 00:28:40,718 but we'll see tomorrow 153 00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:44,439 Tomorrow morning, at lunch time 154 00:28:47,964 --> 00:28:50,273 Vatanen? 155 00:29:03,484 --> 00:29:05,236 For a tenner! 156 00:29:05,724 --> 00:29:09,724 Lottery tickets! An east finnish car is the first price - 157 00:29:10,284 --> 00:29:14,284 then there's a stereo and a travel radio and dolls... 158 00:29:14,924 --> 00:29:17,802 Everything from a car to soap 159 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:20,484 What's in your basket? 160 00:29:20,964 --> 00:29:23,398 I don't believe it 161 00:29:23,524 --> 00:29:26,197 Is it a hare or? 162 00:29:26,324 --> 00:29:30,203 Wouldn't you sell it? - No, I'm not selling it 163 00:29:30,324 --> 00:29:34,158 If you're not selling, I'll give you hundred tickets, we'll switch 164 00:29:34,284 --> 00:29:36,844 I'm not selling my buddy 165 00:29:36,964 --> 00:29:39,432 Then buy one ticket at least 166 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,441 Well, if one for the hare 167 00:29:56,364 --> 00:29:59,561 Now we'll go to the woods for a few days - 168 00:29:59,684 --> 00:30:02,596 and learn some hunter skills 169 00:30:02,724 --> 00:30:06,724 You can't imagine how the nerves are at rest there 170 00:30:07,924 --> 00:30:11,924 All my life I've been working my ass off 171 00:30:14,524 --> 00:30:18,524 Running from there to here, morning to night, sweating 172 00:30:20,244 --> 00:30:22,633 You can't believe what it was like 173 00:30:22,764 --> 00:30:25,358 But now it's over 174 00:30:25,484 --> 00:30:29,484 We'll push through some bushes now, don't be scared 175 00:30:31,044 --> 00:30:33,274 You're still with me 176 00:30:33,404 --> 00:30:37,404 Then from here directly to to the mountain crest - 177 00:30:38,164 --> 00:30:42,164 then it's over. Everything is right 178 00:30:43,044 --> 00:30:46,400 Just the two of us - 179 00:30:46,524 --> 00:30:49,561 without women nagging and shouting 180 00:30:51,244 --> 00:30:54,520 At least we have enough provisions with us 181 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:57,954 A sack of hay for you - 182 00:30:58,084 --> 00:31:00,723 and a damn heavy back pack for me 183 00:31:02,004 --> 00:31:06,004 Oh, lots of blueberry growth 184 00:31:08,044 --> 00:31:11,719 Two journeymen once upon a time 185 00:31:11,844 --> 00:31:15,803 In the country side into the woods they went 186 00:31:15,924 --> 00:31:19,924 They were dressed like gentlemen 187 00:31:20,284 --> 00:31:23,674 And with a cigar in the mouth 188 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:39,159 Don't tremble, motherland, though your son sways 189 00:31:41,364 --> 00:31:43,514 Here and there uneven 190 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:59,395 That you would win these stereos... 191 00:31:59,524 --> 00:32:02,834 That's what happens when animals buy lottery tickets 192 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:05,683 I should have sold these in Kuopio already - 193 00:32:05,804 --> 00:32:07,874 but you don't that quickly do business with the Savonian people - 194 00:32:08,004 --> 00:32:11,792 and I'm too much of a Savonian to give anything for free too 195 00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:16,195 What do you think of my Savonian dialect by the way? 196 00:32:19,044 --> 00:32:21,239 Are you listening? 197 00:32:22,564 --> 00:32:24,873 Ears just wagging 198 00:32:25,524 --> 00:32:27,913 Hey! Hare! 199 00:32:28,244 --> 00:32:30,599 Hey, look at this 200 00:32:33,564 --> 00:32:36,442 We won't do anything with it 201 00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:39,518 We'll put it there 202 00:32:44,324 --> 00:32:47,157 You're a silent buddy 203 00:32:49,404 --> 00:32:51,634 Quite different from home 204 00:33:12,364 --> 00:33:15,401 So, here between us - 205 00:33:15,524 --> 00:33:17,754 my wife is a horrible hag 206 00:33:20,044 --> 00:33:22,114 It's like too nice of a car: 207 00:33:22,244 --> 00:33:26,244 First you have to get it and then you don't need it 208 00:33:26,444 --> 00:33:30,278 I guess she would have switched me for someone else as well- 209 00:33:30,404 --> 00:33:33,123 if the house wasn't still unpaid 210 00:33:35,124 --> 00:33:39,124 Though she probably first assumed that I was different - 211 00:33:39,324 --> 00:33:43,324 when I myself was trying to be different 212 00:33:44,084 --> 00:33:46,279 Do you understand? 213 00:33:51,924 --> 00:33:54,119 Classy Vatanen, trend maker Vatanen, - 214 00:33:54,244 --> 00:33:57,873 confident, active, highly streamlined Vatanen 215 00:33:58,004 --> 00:34:02,004 And here we are now. Finally 216 00:34:04,924 --> 00:34:06,835 Come here beside me 217 00:34:55,564 --> 00:34:57,122 Good day 218 00:34:57,244 --> 00:34:59,678 Wouldn't you like to buy stereos? - No 219 00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:03,877 I could sell. They're only getting wet. - I don't want to 220 00:35:19,444 --> 00:35:22,356 I see. Who are you? - Vatanen 221 00:35:23,324 --> 00:35:26,475 I see, Vatanen? And selling stereos 222 00:35:26,604 --> 00:35:30,604 Yes, these are the hare's 223 00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:34,001 It won it in the lottery. - The hare's? 224 00:35:34,124 --> 00:35:36,638 I have a hare. - Yea right. 225 00:35:52,404 --> 00:35:55,441 10400 mark 226 00:35:55,564 --> 00:35:58,795 Where have you gotten all this cash from? 227 00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:02,200 I've sold my boat in Helsinki 228 00:36:02,324 --> 00:36:04,633 Show the receipt 229 00:36:04,764 --> 00:36:08,764 If it's not in the pile, I don't have it 230 00:36:12,964 --> 00:36:14,716 There's nothing here 231 00:36:17,364 --> 00:36:19,924 I have never afforded - 232 00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:24,044 to carry this much money in my wallet. - Me neither 233 00:36:25,724 --> 00:36:27,282 Is that so, an advertising man 234 00:36:27,404 --> 00:36:30,840 We've got reports, that you've been trying to sell stereos - 235 00:36:30,964 --> 00:36:32,920 and are talking to yourself 236 00:36:33,044 --> 00:36:35,194 Where did you get the stereos? 237 00:36:35,324 --> 00:36:38,441 I won them in a lottery at the fair in Kuopio, like I said 238 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:41,158 Or rather, the hare won 239 00:36:41,284 --> 00:36:45,284 What should one do here? 240 00:36:47,684 --> 00:36:49,720 They called from Kuopio - 241 00:36:49,844 --> 00:36:52,802 and said that this hare man seems to have won these stereos 242 00:36:52,924 --> 00:36:56,200 In our case they would have locked him in over night - 243 00:36:56,324 --> 00:37:00,317 seeing as he's a drifter and has this much money 244 00:37:00,444 --> 00:37:04,444 Well, what's the deal then. Into the clink already! 245 00:37:27,684 --> 00:37:29,834 Where do we put the hare? 246 00:37:29,964 --> 00:37:33,964 God damn. That thing can't be put into the clink 247 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,558 It's not even a human 248 00:37:37,684 --> 00:37:41,684 But if we confiscate the hare and let it out into the woods 249 00:37:42,364 --> 00:37:45,640 Take a closer look at my papers 250 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,800 This hare is my property 251 00:37:53,284 --> 00:37:57,284 Proof that Vatanen has the right to keep - 252 00:37:58,804 --> 00:38:02,319 and feed a wild, aha, hare 253 00:38:03,644 --> 00:38:06,238 Suddenly this got very complicated 254 00:38:06,364 --> 00:38:10,277 I think he could leave - 255 00:38:10,404 --> 00:38:12,872 and come back tomorrow for questioning at ten o'clock 256 00:38:13,004 --> 00:38:16,041 Take it easy now. What do we know about this man? 257 00:38:16,164 --> 00:38:19,793 Take a look at the money. Is this guy even Vatanen at all? 258 00:38:19,924 --> 00:38:22,518 Might have forged papers 259 00:38:22,644 --> 00:38:25,920 Yes, bloody hell, don't go just yet 260 00:38:26,164 --> 00:38:28,394 Have to think about this 261 00:38:49,964 --> 00:38:53,195 Does Vatanen want any? - Thanks 262 00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:02,404 We don't have anything against you, but the police too has to follow the law 263 00:39:03,164 --> 00:39:06,122 How could we know if in Helsinki, you haven't done - 264 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:09,236 a murder robbery, when you've got this much money? 265 00:39:09,364 --> 00:39:11,161 And then you've gone crazy - 266 00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:14,196 and walked around Finland with a hare 267 00:39:14,324 --> 00:39:16,280 You could be one of those unpredictable people 268 00:39:16,404 --> 00:39:20,397 Don't babble, there's been no murder here 269 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,355 If we do it like this - 270 00:39:22,484 --> 00:39:26,113 that you'd nevertheless stay here - 271 00:39:26,244 --> 00:39:27,393 when not even your clothes are dry 272 00:39:27,524 --> 00:39:30,516 You don't have to be locked in the clink, just stay here 273 00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:34,523 We'll make some coffee and wait for the county sheriff 274 00:39:34,644 --> 00:39:38,478 Yes, I don't mind staying here 275 00:40:07,044 --> 00:40:11,044 Would you sell me the stereos? 276 00:40:11,804 --> 00:40:14,159 I'll trade them for those boots 277 00:40:16,724 --> 00:40:18,476 Alright 278 00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,074 Hey! 279 00:40:51,164 --> 00:40:53,120 I'm county sheriff Savolainen 280 00:40:54,964 --> 00:40:58,240 It's a clear cut case, - 281 00:40:58,364 --> 00:41:01,037 the papers seems to be in order 282 00:41:01,164 --> 00:41:03,553 I told you he didn't need to be jailed 283 00:41:03,684 --> 00:41:06,881 I'm going night fishing on the lake 284 00:41:07,004 --> 00:41:08,517 We put out the nets in the evening 285 00:41:08,644 --> 00:41:11,522 Wouldn't you come and sleep over in the fishing sauna? 286 00:41:11,644 --> 00:41:15,000 Night shelter is just what I need 287 00:41:29,084 --> 00:41:32,963 I've got a fishing buddy Hannikainen here 288 00:41:33,084 --> 00:41:36,281 Retired because of heart problems 289 00:41:36,404 --> 00:41:39,794 Former county sheriff in Kiuruvesi 290 00:41:41,804 --> 00:41:44,113 I'm leaving for work in the morning 291 00:41:44,244 --> 00:41:48,244 You can stay here if you like 292 00:41:48,564 --> 00:41:50,475 Yes, why not 293 00:42:14,044 --> 00:42:18,044 Even if Kekkonen himself came here, you could offer this 294 00:43:14,164 --> 00:43:18,157 From here you can see your fatherland, and the whole world - 295 00:43:18,284 --> 00:43:20,240 in one glance 296 00:43:22,324 --> 00:43:26,324 In these cares Kekkonen too found his line 297 00:43:33,204 --> 00:43:35,320 Water is clear 298 00:43:37,204 --> 00:43:40,560 In the Finnish bay they fish for eyeless herring 299 00:43:41,404 --> 00:43:45,404 It's horrible, just the thought of it 300 00:44:38,764 --> 00:44:41,153 Imagine, Hannikainen 301 00:44:42,004 --> 00:44:45,963 Anybody could live like this 302 00:44:47,004 --> 00:44:49,564 If one could only understand 303 00:44:51,404 --> 00:44:54,316 Like this... 304 00:44:54,444 --> 00:44:56,958 Like this exactly 305 00:45:05,404 --> 00:45:08,521 This should do as warming for Kekkonen himself 306 00:45:08,644 --> 00:45:12,080 He said once in an interview, that he only takes for joy, - 307 00:45:12,204 --> 00:45:14,957 never for grief. - A good guy 308 00:45:15,084 --> 00:45:17,996 He's the best. - If only the would find a successor 309 00:45:18,124 --> 00:45:21,082 He already exists... The successor 310 00:45:21,204 --> 00:45:23,513 Found already? 311 00:45:25,204 --> 00:45:27,764 Serving already 312 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,555 Listen here, Vatanen 313 00:45:31,684 --> 00:45:35,923 You got to promise, that you keep this to yourself - 314 00:45:35,924 --> 00:45:38,233 what I'm about to tell you 315 00:45:38,364 --> 00:45:40,639 It'll never leave my mouth 316 00:45:56,724 --> 00:45:59,443 Look now 317 00:46:08,164 --> 00:46:11,315 I'VE DONE MY BEST 318 00:46:12,364 --> 00:46:14,924 NEW OUTLOOK 319 00:46:22,884 --> 00:46:26,240 Do you see the difference? 320 00:46:32,444 --> 00:46:34,674 They look the same? 321 00:46:36,404 --> 00:46:40,404 Here's Kekkonen's head from the year 1945 322 00:46:44,924 --> 00:46:48,924 Here from the year 1972 323 00:46:52,324 --> 00:46:55,043 Do you see now, that the pictures are different 324 00:46:57,644 --> 00:47:01,644 Under here, a head shot from 1945 and above here... 325 00:47:05,244 --> 00:47:12,544 From 1964. Completely identical! 326 00:47:15,524 --> 00:47:19,524 But here's a head shot from 1969 327 00:47:22,004 --> 00:47:25,394 Completely different. The difference is radical 328 00:47:26,404 --> 00:47:29,043 Seems like it, yea 329 00:47:29,164 --> 00:47:31,473 But what does that prove? 330 00:47:34,844 --> 00:47:37,312 I'm saying this straight out: - 331 00:47:37,444 --> 00:47:41,444 in these head shots, is not at all the same person 332 00:47:46,204 --> 00:47:52,304 The alteration has occurred some time around 1968 333 00:47:52,324 --> 00:47:56,324 This old Kekkonen either died or was murdered - 334 00:47:58,524 --> 00:48:02,073 or stood down voluntarily from his leading position, - 335 00:48:02,244 --> 00:48:06,244 and the new Kekkonen replaced him 336 00:48:06,524 --> 00:48:09,243 An almost identical man - 337 00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:11,275 even by voice 338 00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:17,519 But I've revealed the switch 339 00:48:18,924 --> 00:48:22,924 Do you see, Vatanen, you can't change the shape of the head 340 00:48:34,724 --> 00:48:38,724 Here I've got Kekkonen's height growth diagram 341 00:48:39,044 --> 00:48:42,673 Over the year 1968 a significant change 342 00:48:43,644 --> 00:48:46,681 On the time of Paasikivi's burial - 343 00:48:46,804 --> 00:48:50,592 Kekkonen was 179cm tall 344 00:48:51,884 --> 00:48:55,884 But after 68, 181cm 345 00:48:57,724 --> 00:49:01,160 Surprising growth in the old days, right? 346 00:49:01,964 --> 00:49:08,156 This new Kekkonen is also more quick-witted than the old one 347 00:49:09,204 --> 00:49:12,879 Here I've got a list of his vocabulary 348 00:49:13,404 --> 00:49:15,713 I DON'T HAVE TO BECOME YOUNGER 349 00:49:19,164 --> 00:49:23,164 "Citizens, we live in the history of humanity" - 350 00:49:23,604 --> 00:49:25,595 "in a big time of unrest and upheaval", - 351 00:49:25,724 --> 00:49:29,724 "when everywhere it is explored, what exactly is happening in the world" - 352 00:49:31,404 --> 00:49:35,363 "and what should be done to resolve the problems" 353 00:49:35,484 --> 00:49:39,238 "The ever so rapid, simply revolutionary development" - 354 00:49:39,364 --> 00:49:41,924 "has brought forth certain questions" - 355 00:49:42,044 --> 00:49:45,241 "that last of all is about man" - 356 00:49:45,364 --> 00:49:47,924 "and its society." 357 00:49:50,164 --> 00:49:53,122 After the year 1968 Kekkonen had - 358 00:49:53,244 --> 00:49:57,244 a more youthful way of thinking than before 359 00:49:58,084 --> 00:50:02,084 His standpoint became more friendly to progress - 360 00:50:02,844 --> 00:50:05,995 and his consistency became much better 361 00:50:06,124 --> 00:50:08,194 He sort of became more boyish - 362 00:50:08,324 --> 00:50:11,680 and his sense of humour became much better 363 00:50:11,804 --> 00:50:15,804 Not surprising when the actual person itself has been switched 364 00:50:17,044 --> 00:50:21,044 But it's not like they can endlessly switch out the old Kekkonen to a younger one! 365 00:50:21,364 --> 00:50:25,364 Consider this: 90 years, 100 years, and the guy just gets better 366 00:50:28,764 --> 00:50:32,764 If only you make 20-30 years go by... 367 00:50:42,524 --> 00:50:45,914 Vatanen! Vatanen hey! 368 00:50:46,804 --> 00:50:48,681 Vatanen, hey! 369 00:50:51,844 --> 00:50:55,314 There's a big forest fire in Vehmasj�rvi! 370 00:50:55,444 --> 00:50:58,754 I'm flying around like a messenger all around the towns, we leave shortly 371 00:51:17,964 --> 00:51:20,922 Should I come too? 372 00:51:21,044 --> 00:51:25,044 You stay here and take care of the hare, there's no need for you to come 373 00:51:28,644 --> 00:51:30,600 Take this instead 374 00:51:32,364 --> 00:51:33,763 Come now, Vatanen 375 00:51:36,044 --> 00:51:39,400 Stay calm, I'll send the hare after you 376 00:52:16,204 --> 00:52:18,354 There, just by the right edge! 377 00:52:40,524 --> 00:52:44,403 Use the third nozzle, not the fourth! 378 00:52:46,684 --> 00:52:48,993 Good, keep it in check there! 379 00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:53,644 Turn over the spray! 380 00:52:55,004 --> 00:52:59,004 Don't leave, it'll start burning soon 381 00:53:01,724 --> 00:53:04,761 More! Just a bit more! 382 00:53:12,484 --> 00:53:13,439 Hush, hush! 383 00:53:13,484 --> 00:53:14,439 Hush, hush! 384 00:53:15,764 --> 00:53:19,040 Just let it be! 385 00:53:22,444 --> 00:53:24,355 Hey ho! 386 00:53:42,204 --> 00:53:45,082 Hey, wake up! 387 00:53:55,404 --> 00:53:59,404 I'm Salosensaari, who are you? - Vatanen 388 00:54:04,004 --> 00:54:06,837 My factory burned down 389 00:54:07,084 --> 00:54:10,121 That was it for everything, there's nothing left 390 00:54:13,044 --> 00:54:17,044 How much can a man bear 391 00:54:47,804 --> 00:54:51,804 How much can a man weigh 392 00:55:06,724 --> 00:55:10,478 What the hell are we going to do? Back to the brook 393 00:55:29,284 --> 00:55:31,400 You take some too 394 00:55:40,044 --> 00:55:44,044 You, Salosensaari, you're a good moonshiner 395 00:55:44,284 --> 00:55:46,559 Without an excuse, you don't boast to the man 396 00:55:47,284 --> 00:55:50,913 Even the village chief praised. We sat one on one 397 00:55:51,044 --> 00:55:54,878 Sure it was the village chief? - Well, some police anyway 398 00:55:57,964 --> 00:55:59,955 Isn't it good? 399 00:56:00,084 --> 00:56:02,200 Yes, very good 400 00:56:07,924 --> 00:56:10,597 Look at satan, so it comes 401 00:56:10,724 --> 00:56:14,724 Two fierce against each other, when man and nature strike together 402 00:56:25,967 --> 00:56:29,967 Emperor Nero is watching Rome burning together with Brutus 403 00:57:47,753 --> 00:57:49,766 This is almost like nature 404 00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:53,187 It didn't spread here though 405 00:57:53,725 --> 00:57:55,805 Well, it was a close call 406 00:57:55,853 --> 00:57:58,419 It was bad, when this... 407 00:57:58,736 --> 00:58:01,710 A big damage occurred, and how's the work place? 408 00:58:01,745 --> 00:58:04,107 Surely it's closed for 3 days... - Yes 409 00:58:04,102 --> 00:58:08,102 It was that kind of job, where you were dying of thirst 410 00:58:16,007 --> 00:58:18,504 Is it coming on? 411 00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:31,657 What an outrageous man! Driving like that 412 00:58:31,657 --> 00:58:33,411 Straight into people 413 00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:37,100 And from a common pot! 414 00:59:47,255 --> 00:59:51,255 Is there anyone here that has a hare as a pet? 415 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:58,248 Here we are then, together again 416 01:00:17,756 --> 01:00:21,452 I should get the name and social security number, - 417 01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:24,278 so we could send the fee 418 01:00:26,695 --> 01:00:30,104 Miikkulainen, Kaarlo, from Punkalaidun 419 01:01:00,530 --> 01:01:02,626 Yes, now it's loose 420 01:01:03,437 --> 01:01:05,065 It didn't hurt now did it? 421 01:01:05,025 --> 01:01:08,958 And then you'll come back in two weeks and present it 422 01:01:10,899 --> 01:01:14,303 By all means. Now try jumping on that foot - 423 01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:16,499 so I can see if it holds up 424 01:01:16,597 --> 01:01:18,773 Just go ahead 425 01:01:20,916 --> 01:01:23,185 Doesn't look too good 426 01:02:54,970 --> 01:02:57,875 Shut up! What is it now? 427 01:02:59,466 --> 01:03:04,166 God damn. What if there's someone in our cottage? 428 01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:21,925 Look at that shit, living there like it's his own! 429 01:03:21,925 --> 01:03:23,373 Should we call someone? 430 01:03:23,373 --> 01:03:27,893 We don't need the officials to do this, let's go and kick ass 431 01:03:38,797 --> 01:03:41,881 God day, I spent the night there - 432 01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:45,384 and thought I'd chop some woods as a thank you 433 01:03:48,481 --> 01:03:50,219 Hare, hey 434 01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:11,321 He's got a hare, let's make some roast of it 435 01:04:55,562 --> 01:04:57,597 Hey, I need a shot 436 01:05:31,531 --> 01:05:33,566 Grab hold! 437 01:06:35,765 --> 01:06:38,139 There is our hero 438 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:52,501 Let the hare go, so we don't have to shoot it in your arms 439 01:06:52,502 --> 01:06:55,224 It's not hunting season now 440 01:06:55,311 --> 01:06:58,889 Don't come here with your paragraphs, we've fought with those - 441 01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:01,544 all winter and now we're on vacation 442 01:07:01,545 --> 01:07:04,700 Give me the gun. - This is going to be difficult 443 01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:07,468 You can tell how Karlsson shot a hare in the tree - 444 01:07:07,663 --> 01:07:10,249 and a thief too with the same shot 445 01:07:10,471 --> 01:07:12,003 I'm not a thief 446 01:07:11,203 --> 01:07:15,933 Thief or bum, if the hare doesn't come down, you both go down 447 01:07:15,933 --> 01:07:19,895 Shoot, shoot, for fucks sake! 448 01:07:31,096 --> 01:07:38,247 We'll leave the shit in the tree, he's crying already 449 01:12:28,055 --> 01:12:31,365 You, boy, you live on your urges, but a human being - 450 01:12:31,365 --> 01:12:34,057 has lost its instinct of self preservation - 451 01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:36,779 which he had in the beginning of time 452 01:12:45,694 --> 01:12:49,458 I knew this before I even knew how to read 453 01:13:42,763 --> 01:13:47,488 Yes, now let's go straight forward 454 01:13:50,574 --> 01:13:52,303 Or what do you say? 455 01:14:18,047 --> 01:14:19,962 There it is then 456 01:14:19,892 --> 01:14:23,025 THE CABIN BY THE FUCKING DRAIN 457 01:14:25,088 --> 01:14:28,699 Well now, here we are 458 01:14:44,558 --> 01:14:47,097 Here we can be left alone 459 01:15:08,453 --> 01:15:11,101 Or what do you say, buddy? 460 01:15:46,552 --> 01:15:49,938 "Moshe Dayan's quickly arranged visit - 461 01:15:49,939 --> 01:15:51,900 happens while the king or Jordan, - 462 01:15:51,901 --> 01:15:55,359 Hussein, is currently in London. 463 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:58,787 Dayan has however denied the presumptions, - 464 01:15:58,981 --> 01:16:01,169 that himself and Hussein were going to meet 465 01:16:01,366 --> 01:16:03,982 King Hussein arrives in London on Thursday 466 01:16:03,983 --> 01:16:07,364 His visit is said to be strictly private 467 01:16:09,092 --> 01:16:11,237 End of news" 468 01:16:12,671 --> 01:16:15,626 "A message for advertising editor Kaarlo Oskari Vatanen - 469 01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:18,901 born 30. November 1939 in Virrat, - 470 01:16:19,097 --> 01:16:21,362 on a journey somewhere in Finland 471 01:16:21,713 --> 01:16:24,634 A message for advertising editor Kaarlo Oskari Vatanen - 472 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:28,244 born 30. November 1939 in Virrat, - 473 01:16:29,062 --> 01:16:32,521 Contact your wife via telephone Area code 90 - 474 01:16:32,949 --> 01:16:35,323 number 6 52... 475 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:40,561 Contact your wife via telephone 476 01:16:40,798 --> 01:16:45,645 Area code 90 652158 477 01:16:46,754 --> 01:16:49,599 And now music to everyone's taste 478 01:16:49,794 --> 01:16:53,525 The women of the commercial college totally turn my head around 479 01:16:54,834 --> 01:16:58,445 The women of the commercial college totally turn my head around 480 01:17:00,106 --> 01:17:01,604 The women of the commercial... " 481 01:19:19,355 --> 01:19:24,201 What the hell... in the middle of the night? 482 01:19:55,678 --> 01:19:57,056 My name's Toropainen 483 01:19:57,055 --> 01:19:58,937 Vatanen 484 01:20:00,218 --> 01:20:02,516 What are you doing here? 485 01:20:03,065 --> 01:20:05,714 Just living here 486 01:20:10,492 --> 01:20:13,447 Come here for a second 487 01:20:15,494 --> 01:20:17,989 Could you act as a host? 488 01:20:18,187 --> 01:20:20,299 It's really a home cottage, - 489 01:20:20,496 --> 01:20:22,991 this wilderness here 490 01:20:23,189 --> 01:20:25,881 These guests came up with the idea tonight in Rovaniemi - 491 01:20:26,075 --> 01:20:28,997 that they wanted to meet a real genuine - 492 01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:31,654 man from the wilderness, like yourself 493 01:20:31,847 --> 01:20:34,270 You'd get some money as well 494 01:20:34,271 --> 01:20:36,810 What should I do? 495 01:20:36,811 --> 01:20:44,072 Just be yourself. Do you yoik? 496 01:20:46,237 --> 01:20:48,118 This is a real Finnish hermit 497 01:20:48,315 --> 01:20:50,043 A reindeer breeder 498 01:20:50,238 --> 01:20:52,230 As you can see we have still people - 499 01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:56,196 who live i constant contact with nature in the wilderness 500 01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:59,664 Now, turn around so that everyone can take a look at you 501 01:21:00,397 --> 01:21:02,815 Lift up the hare so everyone can see 502 01:21:03,013 --> 01:21:05,049 You're now advertisement for Finland 503 01:21:16,903 --> 01:21:20,011 Tell me, hermit, what's the name of this here cabin? 504 01:21:20,212 --> 01:21:22,434 It's the Cabin by the Fucking Drain 505 01:21:22,636 --> 01:21:25,362 This place is called... 506 01:21:28,678 --> 01:21:30,943 Doesn't it have any prettier name? 507 01:21:32,371 --> 01:21:37,613 Never mind. Lets go inside, everybody 508 01:21:38,951 --> 01:21:40,833 This way 509 01:21:41,999 --> 01:21:44,340 lt's beautiful 510 01:22:36,706 --> 01:22:38,434 We're you born in these woods? 511 01:22:38,629 --> 01:22:41,431 She asks if you're born here in the wilderness? 512 01:22:41,631 --> 01:22:43,622 Tell her to stop with the spraying 513 01:22:43,824 --> 01:22:45,969 It only hurts the mosquito 514 01:22:46,171 --> 01:22:47,977 It hurts the ozone layer in the atmosphere - 515 01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:49,901 and among other things causes skin cancer 516 01:22:50,096 --> 01:22:52,974 What sort of man are you really? - Please, translate 517 01:22:53,213 --> 01:23:01,284 He was fed with reindeer milk until he got his first teeth 518 01:23:01,284 --> 01:23:06,663 How come the heard left you here all by yourself? 519 01:23:06,698 --> 01:23:08,854 She's asking why you live here alone 520 01:23:09,438 --> 01:23:13,136 Tell her to stop or else... I won't say another word 521 01:23:15,529 --> 01:23:19,064 He's nervous, don't you see? Do you mind leaving us, Mr Toro? 522 01:23:22,991 --> 01:23:25,456 You're handsome man Mr Hermit 523 01:23:31,767 --> 01:23:34,875 Hi. baby, you haven't seen a woman for some time 524 01:23:39,809 --> 01:23:41,800 We fish? 525 01:23:42,002 --> 01:23:44,267 And l throw... 526 01:24:05,981 --> 01:24:08,322 Please, help yourselves 527 01:24:08,828 --> 01:24:13,096 Vatanen, try to eat with some manners 528 01:24:20,987 --> 01:24:23,788 I'll never give up this pretty little beast 529 01:24:24,065 --> 01:24:26,484 Please, translate, Mr Toro 530 01:24:27,605 --> 01:24:30,641 She said that she wants to keep the animal 531 01:24:30,676 --> 01:24:33,546 We'll compensate you for the price of the animal 532 01:24:33,581 --> 01:24:35,940 I won't hand it over 533 01:24:35,975 --> 01:24:37,697 Of course you can keep him 534 01:24:37,732 --> 01:24:41,091 Mr Vatanen will give him to you with pleasure 535 01:24:46,050 --> 01:24:49,388 As we say in Finnish, Cheers to that! 536 01:25:17,310 --> 01:25:19,608 Hold the beast down 537 01:25:19,850 --> 01:25:23,385 Hare! Over here, quickly! 538 01:25:23,582 --> 01:25:25,497 Vatanen! 539 01:26:18,181 --> 01:26:21,289 l'm out of my mind. Can l have another soup? 540 01:26:30,917 --> 01:26:34,246 l'm going to take Mr Vatanen with me to ltaly 541 01:26:34,342 --> 01:26:36,191 You're starting to become a nuisance 542 01:26:36,227 --> 01:26:38,186 She wants to take you with her to Italy 543 01:26:38,382 --> 01:26:39,957 I'm not going anywhere 544 01:26:40,152 --> 01:26:42,570 His roots are here in these wilds 545 01:26:50,348 --> 01:26:55,312 Mr Vatanen, l'm going to show you the wonders of the world 546 01:26:55,347 --> 01:26:57,541 I know your world alright 547 01:26:57,576 --> 01:26:59,675 Please, translate, Mr Toro, please 548 01:26:59,710 --> 01:27:03,478 He says he' s been around... - How interesting 549 01:27:03,513 --> 01:27:06,611 ls he an ex-sailor? - No 550 01:27:06,646 --> 01:27:11,484 I am ex-deodorant agent 551 01:27:11,519 --> 01:27:16,394 actually ex advertising agent - 552 01:27:16,429 --> 01:27:19,889 and I've had enough 553 01:27:19,924 --> 01:27:24,781 the great great fucking world of yours 554 01:27:26,554 --> 01:27:29,524 Go away... - 555 01:27:29,559 --> 01:27:32,218 to hell 556 01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:36,679 Fuck it 557 01:27:44,524 --> 01:27:46,866 Hare, hey! 558 01:29:01,079 --> 01:29:02,687 Thanks 559 01:31:37,835 --> 01:31:41,479 Poor boy, you seem to be sick 560 01:31:43,992 --> 01:31:46,213 What are we going to do now 561 01:33:41,332 --> 01:33:43,324 Is there any room here? 562 01:33:43,541 --> 01:33:46,241 Well, how does it look? 563 01:33:53,353 --> 01:33:58,838 My name is Vatanen, just came from the Cabin by the Fucking Drain 564 01:34:02,548 --> 01:34:05,350 From Vihkim�selk� 565 01:34:04,741 --> 01:34:07,845 I did not ask 566 01:34:08,860 --> 01:34:12,783 This hare is sick, doesn't eat nor - 567 01:34:12,784 --> 01:34:15,400 leave any droppings, only sulks 568 01:34:17,286 --> 01:34:21,748 I figured I'd take him to the veterinary in Sodankyl� 569 01:34:21,748 --> 01:34:24,652 To the veterinary? 570 01:34:24,687 --> 01:34:27,378 Yes, the veterinary 571 01:34:35,531 --> 01:34:40,117 An animal belongs to the nature 572 01:34:45,589 --> 01:34:49,474 I noticed an impressive cliff rock by the trail 573 01:34:49,675 --> 01:34:52,675 Is it perhaps an old sacrificial site? 574 01:34:52,476 --> 01:34:59,825 What were you doing over there? 575 01:34:59,826 --> 01:35:02,903 It's just a tourist trap 576 01:35:02,904 --> 01:35:08,097 If even that 577 01:35:08,098 --> 01:35:11,246 You take some too 578 01:36:36,134 --> 01:36:43,136 Well, not then, not then. Did you find a better friend? 579 01:36:43,137 --> 01:36:47,061 They sacrificed animals before the site 580 01:36:47,062 --> 01:36:54,564 put them to sleep or tied down to die by themselves 581 01:36:54,565 --> 01:36:59,122 For the heavenly God a white animal - 582 01:36:59,157 --> 01:37:04,722 and for Mother Earth a brown one 583 01:37:05,623 --> 01:37:08,393 Do people still believe that 584 01:37:09,294 --> 01:37:13,756 One believes who believes 585 01:37:13,757 --> 01:37:17,104 Myself brought the war 586 01:37:17,105 --> 01:37:19,990 The brothers in arms were deployed then - 587 01:37:19,991 --> 01:37:26,031 on order by friends 588 01:37:26,032 --> 01:37:29,686 During the dangerous years I started to study, - 589 01:37:29,687 --> 01:37:33,996 The Finnish tribe's heritage, - 590 01:37:33,997 --> 01:37:39,729 then I came here to pick up a doctor's hat and stayed 591 01:37:39,730 --> 01:37:44,115 I live there in the wilds... - 592 01:37:45,436 --> 01:37:47,626 somewhere 593 01:38:41,701 --> 01:38:44,780 Hey... hare! 594 01:38:51,666 --> 01:38:53,798 Hare! 595 01:42:07,247 --> 01:42:11,170 The sample has been found to contain an unknown virus 596 01:42:11,171 --> 01:42:15,057 Has it eaten any foreign food lately? 597 01:42:15,058 --> 01:42:17,667 Well, it should be healthy again 598 01:42:35,374 --> 01:42:38,602 Look now and you'll understand 599 01:44:03,358 --> 01:44:06,068 You haven't taken care of the down payment on the mortgage 600 01:44:06,261 --> 01:44:10,280 Here's the latest electrical bill, telephone bill, insurance, - 601 01:44:10,508 --> 01:44:11,901 the member fees, tv-license 602 01:44:11,901 --> 01:44:14,880 I haven't even lived here. It doesn't concern me 603 01:44:16,915 --> 01:44:18,854 Then here's the population register's annotation - 604 01:44:18,855 --> 01:44:23,587 about an unfinished notification of changed address 605 01:44:23,588 --> 01:44:27,050 Then you were called in for reserve practice in the end of August 606 01:44:27,051 --> 01:44:30,012 Since you didn't show up, you're a deserter, - 607 01:44:30,013 --> 01:44:35,014 hiding away and not taking care of your affairs 608 01:44:35,015 --> 01:44:37,785 Couldn't you have cancelled my bills? 609 01:44:37,986 --> 01:44:42,525 They can't be cancelled just like that. They are on computers 610 01:44:42,926 --> 01:44:46,900 Is it possible for a man to become that twisted 611 01:44:50,468 --> 01:44:55,200 A human being can't fly anywhere 612 01:44:55,201 --> 01:45:01,241 No. We're trapped in a card index 613 01:45:01,442 --> 01:45:04,981 Even if I were to shred all receipts and bills, - 614 01:45:04,782 --> 01:45:09,136 the computer will keep on sending new ones over and over - 615 01:45:09,136 --> 01:45:13,238 until the end of the world 616 01:45:23,828 --> 01:45:26,982 With these computers you can compute thousands upon thousands of data 617 01:45:26,983 --> 01:45:31,022 in the fraction of a second 618 01:45:31,023 --> 01:45:34,600 There's information about all of us 619 01:45:34,601 --> 01:45:39,410 something about everyone and this information exist - 620 01:45:39,411 --> 01:45:44,412 on these magnetic tapes with electronic impulses 621 01:45:44,413 --> 01:45:46,644 My name's Vatanen 622 01:45:46,645 --> 01:45:50,179 Is my information here? 623 01:46:15,118 --> 01:46:17,810 How long is this information kept on the tape? 624 01:46:17,811 --> 01:46:24,083 Extensively as long as you don't push that button 625 01:46:39,843 --> 01:46:44,204 Rovaniemi, single. Thanks 626 01:46:51,079 --> 01:46:57,180 Now, should we put it on. For the freedom 627 01:48:03,793 --> 01:48:07,423 I didn't have the energy to pull you over to the bed 628 01:48:27,464 --> 01:48:31,042 I had a hare. One of those... Tame ones. 629 01:48:31,043 --> 01:48:35,544 It's over there by the bookshelf 630 01:48:35,545 --> 01:48:37,160 In a cage 631 01:48:37,161 --> 01:48:40,046 It became completely impossible when you offered it booze, - 632 01:48:40,047 --> 01:48:43,355 though you should be put in jail too even though you're this big 633 01:48:43,356 --> 01:48:45,808 Drink this, it helps 634 01:48:50,859 --> 01:48:53,056 Thanks 635 01:48:53,206 --> 01:48:56,706 You're so friendly 636 01:48:56,707 --> 01:49:00,516 Why are you being so formal my good man? 637 01:49:00,517 --> 01:49:02,978 Who are you? 638 01:49:02,979 --> 01:49:06,903 Leila, that much you could have remembered 639 01:49:06,904 --> 01:49:11,042 Yes, probably... 640 01:49:19,972 --> 01:49:22,241 Where in Helsinki are we? 641 01:49:22,242 --> 01:49:24,822 We're in Turku. - What? 642 01:49:24,857 --> 01:49:27,367 We're in Turku 643 01:49:28,103 --> 01:49:31,269 But we have to catch the 12 o'clock train to Helsinki 644 01:49:31,269 --> 01:49:32,767 To Helsinki? 645 01:49:33,044 --> 01:49:36,352 Police questioning. Maybe they'll put you in jail 646 01:49:36,442 --> 01:49:40,276 Ah, you... You know? 647 01:49:40,670 --> 01:49:44,887 I know everything about you, after listening to you for five days 648 01:49:46,941 --> 01:49:51,063 You don't know just how well I know you 649 01:49:55,748 --> 01:49:57,668 Sorry 650 01:50:12,524 --> 01:50:15,525 Hey, how did we come about ending up in Turku? 651 01:50:15,526 --> 01:50:18,064 Because I live here 652 01:50:18,065 --> 01:50:20,642 We met in Helsinki where you had been drinking - 653 01:50:20,643 --> 01:50:22,758 a whole day and night already 654 01:50:22,759 --> 01:50:25,029 We were in Hyvink�� and Janakkala - 655 01:50:25,030 --> 01:50:27,145 where we visited my parents 656 01:50:27,146 --> 01:50:30,031 And in Hanko we rode bikes 657 01:50:30,232 --> 01:50:34,313 And here we've been for two days 658 01:50:36,696 --> 01:50:39,945 I'm on vacation now, darling 659 01:50:40,501 --> 01:50:45,463 Hey, what kind of darling am I? Anyway, you're engaged 660 01:50:45,498 --> 01:50:48,524 Guess who. - With some economist 661 01:50:48,907 --> 01:50:51,557 No, guess again. - You guess, who I'm with 662 01:50:51,557 --> 01:50:53,914 I know, but you guess who I'm with 663 01:50:53,914 --> 01:50:56,268 It can't be that important, I'm tired 664 01:50:56,268 --> 01:51:00,600 I'll tell you. You're engaged to me 665 01:51:01,289 --> 01:51:03,829 No, fucking hell 666 01:51:06,854 --> 01:51:09,484 I'm married 667 01:51:10,279 --> 01:51:15,578 Sweetie, it'll work out, after all I'm a lawyer 668 01:51:35,097 --> 01:51:41,252 This is a bit unusual. A choice has been made after all 669 01:51:41,253 --> 01:51:45,023 Since there haven't been an indictment towards the tame hare, - 670 01:51:45,024 --> 01:51:49,410 that belongs to the all too quickly judged Vatanen, - 671 01:51:49,411 --> 01:51:52,642 and that there's no reason to believe that it has 672 01:51:52,643 --> 01:51:55,951 committed any crime, that could lead to an arrest or imprisonment 673 01:51:55,952 --> 01:52:04,062 and since the hare... therefore can't be placed - 674 01:52:03,412 --> 01:52:05,569 in custody together with Vatanen, - 675 01:52:05,570 --> 01:52:08,417 the Helsinki high council has deemed it necessary 676 01:52:08,418 --> 01:52:10,956 to authorize a request for him to have his hare 677 01:52:10,957 --> 01:52:14,111 together with him in custody and also decide to leave the hare - 678 01:52:14,112 --> 01:52:16,343 in attorney Heikkinen supervision until further notice 679 01:52:16,344 --> 01:52:19,306 And only for the time of Vatanen's search in custody 680 01:52:19,307 --> 01:52:21,268 The decision can be appealed - 681 01:52:21,269 --> 01:52:24,716 to the Helsinki court of appeal within 30 days 682 01:52:29,350 --> 01:52:31,542 What's the name of the hare? 683 01:52:31,543 --> 01:52:35,112 It's a wild animal. It doesn't have a name 684 01:52:38,815 --> 01:52:42,931 Well, then the prosecutor, here you go 685 01:52:42,932 --> 01:52:44,624 Mister chairman, - 686 01:52:44,625 --> 01:52:49,727 I consider it clear that advertising editor Kaarlo Oskari Vatanen 687 01:52:49,762 --> 01:52:53,430 has as an able-bodied worker - 688 01:52:53,430 --> 01:52:56,046 being idle and without enough residence permits 689 01:52:56,046 --> 01:52:58,670 strolling from state to state without seeking employment, - 690 01:52:58,670 --> 01:53:01,925 neglected to file a change of address 691 01:53:01,925 --> 01:53:05,074 For misleading the government by signing with phony names 692 01:53:05,074 --> 01:53:08,868 in the lodge books - 693 01:53:08,868 --> 01:53:11,582 failed to appear for the reserve practice 694 01:53:11,617 --> 01:53:12,252 carried a shotgun without a license 695 01:53:12,253 --> 01:53:17,851 and shooting ducks without a hunting license 696 01:53:17,851 --> 01:53:23,329 deliberately throwing rocks - 697 01:53:23,329 --> 01:53:26,484 to destroy deodorant ads and with violence trying to stop 698 01:53:26,484 --> 01:53:28,210 the mobilized officer - 699 01:53:28,245 --> 01:53:31,224 from doing his assignment - 700 01:53:31,259 --> 01:53:34,468 and deliberately destroyed - 701 01:53:34,503 --> 01:53:37,673 not only himself, but 25000 other people - 702 01:53:37,708 --> 01:53:40,183 regarding data information 703 01:53:40,218 --> 01:53:43,516 very well knowing that they're important for the safety of Finland 704 01:53:43,551 --> 01:53:44,381 Mister chairman 705 01:53:44,416 --> 01:53:47,836 That's why I demand that Vatanen is required to - 706 01:53:47,837 --> 01:53:51,645 attend a job institution and that he's convicted for - 707 01:53:51,680 --> 01:53:56,448 continued misleading of the government, damage to property - 708 01:53:56,483 --> 01:53:58,510 for violent resistance against a police officer - 709 01:53:58,545 --> 01:54:03,285 and for destroying important parts of the security of Finland 710 01:54:03,653 --> 01:54:05,388 Furthermore... - You're accusing me for - 711 01:54:05,389 --> 01:54:07,889 not wanting to live with you 712 01:54:08,890 --> 01:54:14,738 and for being in your books and statistics 713 01:54:14,839 --> 01:54:17,762 I say, - 714 01:54:17,763 --> 01:54:23,478 that a worthy human life is possible only in special circumstances 715 01:54:23,478 --> 01:54:27,052 and I've found it 716 01:54:27,922 --> 01:54:31,968 You're accusing me for throwing rocks at deodorant ads while drunk, - 717 01:54:32,003 --> 01:54:35,320 but can't yourselves comprehend even while sober, 718 01:54:35,355 --> 01:54:38,497 the crimes that are committed every day towards the next generation 719 01:54:38,532 --> 01:54:42,161 Already, the waste from the nuclear power plants 720 01:54:42,196 --> 01:54:44,864 should be able to be stored very carefully 721 01:54:44,899 --> 01:54:49,058 It should be able to stored for the next 200000 years - 722 01:54:49,093 --> 01:54:51,520 for the continuation of life 723 01:54:51,555 --> 01:54:53,393 Did you hear me? 724 01:54:54,105 --> 01:54:57,481 200000 years 725 01:54:57,516 --> 01:54:59,695 From our calendar's start - 726 01:54:59,730 --> 01:55:03,217 it's only been 2000 years and already what does that contain? 727 01:55:03,217 --> 01:55:06,264 Stop, that does not belong to the case 728 01:55:06,299 --> 01:55:08,802 Can anyone guarantee that in 200000 years - 729 01:55:08,837 --> 01:55:11,449 there won't be any wars, natural disasters, - 730 01:55:11,484 --> 01:55:13,904 anything that could release nuclear waste? Can you guarantee... 731 01:55:13,939 --> 01:55:18,346 Mister chairman, the defendant files for acquittal 732 01:55:59,844 --> 01:56:02,729 In our society there are certain standards 733 01:56:02,730 --> 01:56:09,116 for defacement and destroying property of others 734 01:56:09,117 --> 01:56:12,377 It's not like we live in the woods 735 01:57:11,027 --> 01:57:16,336 Your divorce is ready then. Now you can wear this ring 736 01:57:16,337 --> 01:57:21,761 I paid your part of the mortgage 737 01:57:21,762 --> 01:57:25,917 Sign here 738 01:57:25,918 --> 01:57:29,726 Here are some other papers too, when you fully have to - 739 01:57:29,727 --> 01:57:34,123 register with society again 740 01:57:44,694 --> 01:57:47,079 You didn't know what kind of woman you fooled 741 01:57:47,080 --> 01:57:49,580 I've gotten your old work place secured 742 01:57:49,581 --> 01:57:52,505 At start Huuhtanen was unkind, but when I explained, - 743 01:57:52,506 --> 01:57:55,775 how the sabbatical year has renewed you and what kind of fresh ideas 744 01:57:55,776 --> 01:57:59,238 you have about environmental issues, he became very eager 745 01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:02,047 They're starting on a big project for the Minister of Environment 746 01:58:02,048 --> 01:58:04,202 and your ideas will be awesome 747 01:58:04,203 --> 01:58:07,626 You lead the project and with it a significantly higher salary 748 01:58:08,627 --> 01:58:11,243 The project is buried before I get out of here 749 01:58:11,244 --> 01:58:13,051 You underestimate me 750 01:58:13,052 --> 01:58:15,745 The mental examination report looked good - 751 01:58:15,746 --> 01:58:18,785 and your exceptional speech - 752 01:58:18,786 --> 01:58:20,593 was very perplexing 753 01:58:20,594 --> 01:58:23,094 But I'm not mad 754 01:58:23,095 --> 01:58:26,403 A little boy grown up is what you are 755 01:58:26,404 --> 01:58:31,949 And now stops the playing, dear Vatanen 756 01:59:18,756 --> 01:59:22,167 ATTORNEY AGENCY HEIKKINEN- KETTUNEN-SJ�BLOM 757 02:00:15,136 --> 02:00:17,630 Hare! 758 02:02:18,617 --> 02:02:23,725 English translation by yuuyami